Michael
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helloHello
My name is Michael and i love spiders. The three spider members of my family are
THOR, six year old mexican red knee as big as a mans hand or at least as big as my hand. Got her when she could stand on a nickle.
Speed, another red knee about two inches and i've had her for about a year.
Token, A cobalt blue a freind gave me ,about two and a half inches.
Me, I am a staight male 43 years old never been married dont really want too. Own a home in the willow glen area. 5' 11" tall 300 lbs, I used to be blonde but now its skin color mostly, but it dosent bother me . it saves on shampoo!! I love music my web radio choice is adult alternative rock, but i like anything that dosent depress me. love to try new things ,rarely pick my own beer. enjoy seeing new places and things. 420 freindly gay freindly people freindly and animals too!!! my cats find spiders absolutly fasinating.
People ask if im a biker,yes i have owned and riden many motorcycles including harleys if that makes me a biker i guess i am but i am not or have ever been a member of any club or gang.
I like to think of myself as a John Wayne kind of guy. i have died three times, sorry folks no white lights or pearly gates for me, no welcome to hell sgn either, so maybe all is well. I drive a land rover and love it. Steak is my food of choice but i also eat a salad every day. I am a craiglist junky my ebay account number is only five digits long. I am originally from Buffalo ny but ive been here since 1990, seen most of europe and only lack alaska hawii idaho and montana from seeing all of U.S.A I built racing engines in my youth and still love fast cars of any kind. I have also been a maintence man among other things. I am a nightowl, rarely go to bed before four am. Well thats me in a nutshell, a coconut shell at least. This is also my first forum post ever hope i did ok.
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llamamama
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LOL! Looks OK to me! Welcome to SFBATS, Michael! I'm sure you will meet a lot of other friendly people here...in fact, you can count on it!
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EdgarOrtega
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Welcome to SFBATS, Michael. Everyone here is quite friendly.
Do you own any weapons?
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Michael
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the pen is mightyThe pen is mighter than the sword, thats why i keep one near my swords , just in case.
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llamamama
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Edgar! Don't start that...you'll make Lony upset!
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EdgarOrtega
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Re: the pen is mighty | Michael wrote: | | The pen is mighter than the sword, thats why i keep one near my swords , just in case. |
Oh cool he has sharp things. I likey
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Michael
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Been checking out your videos edgar.
Very COOL!!!!
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llamamama
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ooooh, sharp pointy toys! yeah!
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EdgarOrtega
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| Michael wrote: | Been checking out your videos edgar.
Very COOL!!!! |
Cool, thanks.
Check out the SFBATS YouTube Channel:
http://www.youtube.com/user/SFBATS
My own YouTube Channel:
http://www.youtube.com/user/edgarortega
And the SFBATS Social Network
http://sfbats.ning.com/
Oh, and here's a news story that was done on us back in October:
http://www.necn.com/Boston/Arts-E...eb-in-California-/1225543201.html
We're all over the place.
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UglyKid2
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Welcome to The Batty Bunch, Michael! Good to have you with us
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BayLee
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Welcome to SFBATS. Be aware of the Joker!!!
Laurie thank you!
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DeeCasey
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Welcome Michael to SFBATS
Got any guns? I fancy them myself.
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BayLee
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| DeeCasey wrote: | Welcome Michael to SFBATS
Got any guns? I fancy them myself.  |
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llamamama
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Denise! Stop that! You know better, you know Lony doesn't like that! You're as bad as Edgar...wait...
I take that back. No one can be *that* bad! lol
Sigh...children, play nice! lol
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Michael
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Well ......... yes i have guns ... i have knives ....a couple machettes...an axe or two...even a chainsaw...but i have always prefered my bare hands.
Don't get me wrong though, I'm no longer a violent man . I just like to be prepared. I want to be a nice guy, to everyone, their's too much hate in this world allready!!!!! oh yeh, I really do have swords!
Thank you to all who have welcomed me.
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Ricky Ortiz84
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Hey Michael!! Welcome to the greatest forum on earth lol!! Now the real important question and this is the make it or break it one are you a Star Wars fan!?
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kaotik94
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Welcome to SFBATS!
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llamamama
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Ooooooh, swords! Now we're talking!
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EdgarOrtega
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| Michael wrote: | Well ......... yes i have guns ... i have knives ....a couple machettes...an axe or two...even a chainsaw...but i have always prefered my bare hands.
Don't get me wrong though, I'm no longer a violent man . I just like to be prepared. I want to be a nice guy, to everyone, their's too much hate in this world allready!!!!! oh yeh, I really do have swords!
Thank you to all who have welcomed me. |
Gosh, I like your unconventional weapons like the machette and axe. lol If he didn't insist he is a nice guy, I'd swear Michael Meyers joined our forum, but that would be too much of a coincidence, right?
....right?
I'm escared.
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T_Stew
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Welcome Michael, good first post! Feel like I know you already! I'm just 3 years older than you but have not done nearly as much as you have already! Hope you like it here!
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DeeCasey
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OOOO what kind of guns do you have? Ok Michael, you need to come to the next meeting so we can talk about all your goodies! And you like spiders too so you will fit right in!
I am not violent either, I just love a fine piece of weaponry and the shooting range does wonders for relieving stress.
Sorry Laurie and Lony. I do love you both dearly, but I can't resist talking about my firearms.
I won't say any more out of respect for the both of you.
Anyhow, Welcome Michael!
| Michael wrote: | Well ......... yes i have guns ... i have knives ....a couple machettes...an axe or two...even a chainsaw...but i have always prefered my bare hands.
Don't get me wrong though, I'm no longer a violent man . I just like to be prepared. I want to be a nice guy, to everyone, their's too much hate in this world allready!!!!! oh yeh, I really do have swords!
Thank you to all who have welcomed me. |
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BayLee
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The rest of the posts has been moved to the Vault.
Now behave yourselves children or I will hand out some .
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Michael
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Yes Ma Ma
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EdgarOrtega
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haha
oh she changed my avatar lol
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Michael
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Baylee profile says fbi so ....I have a pea shooter and eat with plastic utencles and only watch disney films in black and white.
so sorry for the mix up!!!
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