EdgarOrtega SFBATS Co-Vice President How many Tarantula(s) do you own?: 52
Joined: 13 Aug 2008 Posts: 2365 User Online:
Location: Napa, Ca
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 10:56 pm Post subject:
I thought it was anonymous--hence the numbering on the logos. I have no idea what their real names are. It's like a police line up.
"It was #29 officer, I'm positive. He looked at me and laughed as he ripped the purse out of my grandmother's coffin at the funeral. You see, she wanted to be buried with her money, and the loaf took advantage of the situation. I don't know his name, but due to this convienient anonymous numbering system, I can tell you that it's most certainly #29, I'm sure of it. What a crock, right? All she left me was her cats." _________________ Edgar Support the fight against "The Python Ban" www.Calris.org
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EdgarOrtega SFBATS Co-Vice President How many Tarantula(s) do you own?: 52
Joined: 13 Aug 2008 Posts: 2365 User Online:
Location: Napa, Ca
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 3:53 am Post subject:
I feel like I'm watching my guy loose in the primaries all over again. I'm not sure about this SFBATS democracy thing. I'd much prefer a dictatorship in which I'm in control of the masses.
It may be time to implement my plan of burning the SFBATS Reichstag and finding a patsy to dress as a #31 sympathizer and plant some lighters and accelerants on the guy and blame the whole #31 party for their act of political terrorism.
I'll use it as an excuse to enter into war against this party as leader of the #29 party, request and gain absolute power, which I would promise to remit once the situation has been settled, but of course I won't. Instead, I'll keep finding reasons to keep this power and convince you all that its a fabulous idea. Surely, for the sake of security, you'd give up your liberties, yes? Forget what Ben Franklin said, he was just some philandering old guy who played with kites and electrocuted turkeys.
We are, of course, talking about the security of all of Germany...er..I mean, Oceania..er.. rather.. I mean to say SFBATSiania.
For SFBATSiania! May her people live safe, healthy, and strong. And, may all who would do her harm be subdued and assimilated into my massive growing army. You do want to be safe, happy, and strong, don't you? Of course, you do!
A technician from Homeland Security will by to all of your homes to install the tele-screens now mandatory to all freedom-loving SFBATSians. Such devices will also be regulating all convos and tracking down thought criminals.
For your security, you will each be required to register for your new National ID Card so you can travel safely throughout SFBATSiania. For surely, the security of this great organization should rest in the hands of the people who know how best to protect you. There is after all an axis of evil, and these "evildoers" will rest at nothing to do us harm and sabotage the fabulous system your leaders are sustaining for you.
For SFBATSianai! For FREEDOM! SECURITY! and Leadership to define these terms for you.
ATTN: Chocolate rations have been raised 8 ounces per household thanks to brilliant resourcefulness on my part.
BayLee SFBATS Secretary How many Tarantula(s) do you own?: 45
Joined: 22 Jul 2007 Posts: 2732 User Online:
Location: Vallejo, CA
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 11:39 am Post subject:
My guys are on the way to Napa looking for you Edgar! _________________ Visit me @Tarantulas.us
"The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious. It is the fundamental emotion which stands at the cradle of true art and true science. Whoever does not know it and can no longer wonder, no longer marvel, is as good as dead, and his eyes are dimmed."
--"The World As I See It," originally published in FORUM AND CENTURY, 1931.
- Albert Einstein "
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